100+ Hilarious Austin Powers Quotes | Yeah, Baby Shag And Brag!


Yeah, baby! I don’t know what these two words remind you of but these are the constant reminders of Austin Powers quotes and his sarcastic appeal for comedy lovers like me. Mike Myers is the man behind this legendary character, and like all of his other movies, the hilarious and entertaining quotes from the Austin Powers film series are damn relatable in most of the everyday situations. 

The iconic character from the comedy film series became a big name and gained massive popularity because of his no-filter comments. Holey Moley! Are you ready to get back into time and have a good laugh while reading some of the best Austin Powers quotes? I admit that all of the one-liners, comments and quotes are remarkable.

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The International Man of Mystery, aka everyone’s favorite Austin Powers, and his nemesis Dr. Evil remain a gem in pop culture to date. No character could shake their popularity in the past, and I am sure none would be close enough to do the same in the future. It’s tough to bring out Austin’s sarcasm through a few quotes, but we have managed to find the best of his sarcasm just for you. 

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100+ Hilarious Austin Powers Quotes | Yeah, Baby Shag And Brag!
  • “You’re The Best Evil Son An Evil Dad Could Ever Ask For.”
  • “Why Must I Be Surrounded By Frickin’ Idiots?”
  • “Just Know That I Have A Whole Bag Of ‘Shh!’ With Your Name On It.” 
  • “Not Really. Kill The Little B****, See If I Care.”
  • “Is He Sleeping? Well, That’s Okay. I Guess Mini-Me Won’t Get Any… Chocolate!” 
  •  “You Know, I Have One Simple Request, And That Is To Have Sharks With Frickin’ Laser Beams Attached To Their Heads!” 
  • “Doctor Evil! I Didn’t Spend Six Years In Evil Medical School To Be Called ‘Mister,’ Thank You Very Much.” 
  • “Throw Me A Frickin’ Bone Here!”
  • “The Details Of My Life Are Quite Inconsequential. Very Well, Where Do I Begin?” 
  • “That Makes Me Angry, And When Dr. Evil Gets Angry, Mr. Bigglesworth Gets Upset. And When Mr. Bigglesworth Gets Upset, People Die!” 
  • “Now, Ladies And Gentlemen, We Finally Have A Working Tractor Beam, Which We Shall Call… Preparation H.”
  • “Ladies And Gentlemen, Welcome To My Submarine Lair. It’s Long, Hard, And Full Of Seamen! [Silence] No? Nothing? Not Even A Titter? Tough Sub…”
  • “Austin Powers…He’s The Snake To My Mongoose… Or The Mongoose To My Snake… Either Way, It’s Bad. I Don’t Know Animals. But I Do Know This: This Time, It’s Personal.” 
  • “Finally, We Come To My Number-Two Man. His Name? Number Two.”
  • “Why Make Trillions, When We Can Make…Billions?”
  • “Well Don’t Look At Me Like I’m Frickin’ Frankenstein! Give Your Father A Hug!”
  • “I Like To See Girls Of That…Caliber?”

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  • “It Got Weird, Didn’t It?”
  • “There’s Nothing More Pathetic Than An Aging Hipster!”
  • “Oh Hell, Let’s Just Do What We Always Do – Hijack Some Nuclear Weapons And Hold The World Hostage, Yeah? Good.” 
  • “Shagadelic, Baby.”
  • “Throw Me A Frickin’ Bone Here.” 
  • “I Can’t Believe Vanessa, My Bride, My One True Love, The Woman Who Taught Me The Beauty Of Monogamy, Was A Fembot All Along. Wait A Tick, That Means I’m Single Again! Oh, Behave!”
  • “The ’70s And The ’80s? You’re Not Missing Anything, Believe Me. I’ve Looked Into It. There’s A Gas Shortage And A Flock Of Seagulls. That’s About It.” 
  • “So, Shall We Shag Now, Or Shall We Shag Later?”
  • “I Love Gold.”
  • “Are Those, Frickin’ Sharks With Frickin’ Laser Beams Attached To Their Heads?” 
  • “What We Swingers Were Going Against Were Uptight Squares Like You Whose Bag Was Money And World Domination. We Were Innocent, Man. If We Had Known The Consequences Of Our Sexual Liberation, We Would’ve Done Things Much Differently But The Spirit Would Remain The Same. It’s Freedom Baby.”
  • “Jimi Hendrix Deceased, Drugs. Janis Joplin Deceased, Alcohol. Mama Cass Deceased, Ham Sandwich.”
  • “I Mean, Look At You. You Don’t Even Have A Name Tag. You’ve Got No Chance. Why Don’t You Just Fall Down?” 
  • “How Do You Like To Do It? Do You Like To Wash Up First? “Top And Tails? A Whore’s Bath? Personally, Before I’m On The Job, I Like To Give My Undercarriage A Bit Of A ‘How’s-Your-Father.’” 

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  • “Well, You Might Be A Cunning Linguist, But I’m A Master Debater.” 
  • “No, This Is Me In A Nutshell: HELP! I’m In A Nutshell!” 
  • “You’re The Diet Coke Of Evil. Just One Calorie. Not Evil Enough.” 
  • “They ARE After My Lucky Charms!“What? Why Does Everyone Always Laugh When I Say That?””
  • “My Father Would Womanize. He Would Drink. He Would Make Outrageous Claims Like He Invented The Question Mark.”
  • “I Don’t Kiss And Tell. “I Shag And Brag, Baby!”
  • “I’m The Boss. I Need The Info.”
  • “I’m Not Saying It’s Hot, But I’m Pretty Sure The Thermometer Reads ‘Satan’s Balls.’” 
  • “I Want My Baby Back Baby Back Baby Back Ribs.”Get In My Belly!”
  • Oh, behave! Yeah! Yeah, baby!
100+ Hilarious Austin Powers Quotes | Yeah, Baby Shag And Brag!
  • “She’s the village bicycle! Everyone’s had a ride.”  
  • “I never forget a pussy… cat.”
  • “There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch.”
  • “You know what’s remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.”
  •  “No, don’t be sorry, baby. You’re right to be suspicious. I shagged her.”
  • “How Do You Like To Do It? Do You Like To Wash Up First?” 
  • “Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!”
  • “My God, Vanessa’s got a fabulous body… I bet she shags like a minx… How do I let them know because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner monologue? I hope I didn’t just say that all out loud just now.” 

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  • “Only two things scare me, and one of them is nuclear war. Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.”
  • “Pardon me for being rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, but now it’s gone back down below.”
  • “Well, no offense, but if that is a woman it does look like she was beaten with an ugly stick!”
  • “That really hurt! I’m gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!” 
  • “Wait, Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jomblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding.”
  • “That’s fascinating, Vanessa. Listen, why don’t we go in the back and shag?” 
  • “My meat and two veg. My twig and berries. H-ello, lads, are you still awake?”
  • “I think you’re a shagadelic baby! You’re switched on! You’re smashing!”
  • “First, I plan to soil myself. Then I’m going to regroup and come up with a new plan. Any thoughts?” 
  • “I can’t believe Vanessa, my bride, my one true love, the woman who taught me the beauty of monogamy, was a fembot all along. Wait a tick, that means I’m single again! Oh, behave!” 
  • “The 70s and the 80s? You’re not missing anything, believe me. I’ve looked into it. There’s a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That’s about it.”
  • “Oh no, baby. You’re very shagadelic. I just didn’t want to fall in love again, and I thought you’d never love me without my mojo. It’s not you. You’re fab, you’re switched on, you’re a bit of alright! YES!” 
  • “You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you’re nuts.”
  • “Mole. Bloody mole. We aren’t supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there’s a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.”
  • “Well, you make me many things but sleepy’s not one of them.” 
  • “No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? The man’s so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.”

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  • “Well, of course, you haven’t had the pleasure, Rebecca. We just met, baby, yeah.”
  • “Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!”
  • “Jimi Hendrix Deceased, Drugs. Janis Joplin Deceased, Alcohol. Mama Cass Deceased, Ham Sandwich.”
  • “What we swingers were going against were uptight squares like you whose bag was money and world domination. We were innocent, man.” 
  • “No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound!”
  • “Well everyone has their own flying car, entire meals come in pill form, and the Earth is run by damn dirty apes.” 
  • “Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.”
  • “So, shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?” 
  • “I won’t bite… hard.”
  • “Judo chop!”
  • “Well, I “vana” toilet made out of solid gold, but it’s just not in the cards now, is it?”
  • “I’ve lost my mojo.”
  • “I am a sexy beast.”
  • “I open-mouth kissed a horse once.”
  • “You really are a fat bastard!”
  • “Dr. Evil’s not your son! I am!”
  • “I choose love, baby!”
  • “It turns out that Vanessa was a fembot.” 
  • “Powers by name, powers by reputation.”
  • “I eat because I am unhappy. I’m unhappy because I eat.”
  • “I’ve got a bag of SHH! With your name on it.”
  • “I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!” 
  • “Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Honestly!”
  • “If you have an issue. Here’s a tissue!”
  • “Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?” 
  • “What? Why does everyone always laugh when I say that? They ARE after me lucky charms!”
  • “It’s Dr. Evil. I didn’t spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called “mister”, thank you very much.” 
  • “I demand a little respect”
  • “That’s a man, baby.”
  • “There’s only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.” 
  • “There is nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.”
  • “What does number two work for?”
  • “Who needs swag when you have mojo?”
  • “Whoopty Doo. But what does it all mean, basil?”

Final Words

We know that you have laughed your tears out throughout this article, and we are glad that we could bring a smile to your face. Even if the smile was because of the shagadelic quotes that you just read. We know you love them as much as we do. 

Antra Koul
Antra Koul
For me, writing is something that helps me escape from reality for a while. Even though I am an Engineer, I find my comfort from chaos while I write. I love telling people about my stories, stories that play in my mind only. When I am writing, there is no limit to how far I can go swimming in this deep ocean of words. Reading and writing are the two things that help in organizing my messed up thoughts in a formative way. Come along on this journey with me as I write and you read the stories that I have to tell!


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